The Grim Mathematics Of Intercourse

by Bikini Black Special

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released June 20, 2009

All songs written and performed by Bikini Black Special
Engineered and produced at We Have Your Monkey by Paddy Green and Jonti Peters

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Where rock meets robot, in a dojo where fear does not exist, on the wrong side of the tracks, kidnapping a genetically engineered dinosaur from a top secret government lab...

That's where you'll find Bikini Black Special.

Lyndsey, the fast-talking grifter
Paddy, the rooftop sniper
Bobby, demolitions expert

... and Edgar, the faceless hacker.
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Track Name: Schrodinger's Bomb
We'll just take it on the chin
Not get in a state about the state we're in, and
It stops hurting eventually
Nothing lubricates like a bit of free money
There's an explosive truck on the steps of the embassy
Another threat to life and liberty
If you're gonna make us vote for democracy
Then that's not democracy

I am Sam I am, and I am what I am
I won't carry the can for the man
Cause he never did a damn thing for me

As a convenient rule of thumb
The smallest bit of proof is a smoking gun, and
A little bit of bang and blame
Even if it isn't you it's gotta be someone
Got a flame of panic we'll fan it
Refine it for a time like a fine wine let it mellow
Get the boys in some high tech toys in
Get the boys it's a public health warning
There's a suitcase sitting on the concourse
You could say it's Schrodinger's Bomb
Another dud until it choose to prove otherwise
Give it a minute in the spirit of free enterprise

Fan the flame a little more, watch it getting bigger
This is what you do with a planet on a hair trigger
Welcome home we love time
Sucky sucky five dollar followers
To wear your colours and your collar

I am Sam I am, and I am what I am
I won't carry the can for the man
Cause he never did a damn thing for me
Track Name: Great Apes
These sugary treats will rot your teeth
A simple fix for mixing with the elite
You can't beat being in there with the clique
When you peak and everyone's together
We could stay in this state forever
Going at it hell for leather
It's a treasure that can't be measured
It's a pleasure to share a feather

This is a Prozac moment
Everybody gets them sometimes
This monkey isn't just for christmas
It's for a lifetime

Suck it down (come down)
Suck it down (come down)
We're the greatest of the apes

Oh Nostradamus
Did we do what you expected
Was this what you had in mind
Oh Nostradamus
Shock us with a new prediction
Apocalyptic science fiction
Be as cryptic as you like

This is a Prozac moment
Everybody gets them sometimes
This monkey isn't just for christmas
It's for a lifetime

Suck it down (come down)
Suck it down (come down)
We're the greatest of the apes
Track Name: Black Hat
You know, you know that I know that you know
Who it is you owe this to
Who it was built this for you
And you know, you know that I know that you know
After all that's been done, all that's been said
You were a bad dog and I'm glad you're dead

And if you choose to affiliate yourself with the black hats
The cheap rats and the snakes in the grass
Well that's up to you
But don't pretend you don't have to choose a side
Cause choosing sides is how we know our friends
And how we know our foes
So take your choice and go
Take your choice and I hope it chokes ya

All rise for Bikini Black Special
Track Name: Nagasaki
We will drop the Little Boy on you
So don't go packing for a holiday
No-one's going anywhere prepare for a surprise
Watch the skies
Keep your eyes on the horizon it's time for your surprise
Open wide
Keep your eyes on the horizon
And shield your eyes or you'll be blinded by the light

Nagasaki, keep it glowing
Nagasaki, keep it glowing
Nagasaki, keep it glowing
Nagasaki, keep it glowing

Roll up in your mattresses
If you want to survive
You'd better hide from the Fat Man
Past the point of no return
You don't learn until you get burned
Go underground
Now you found what goes around always comes around
Somebody was bound to fight back, bite back
React to our attack
Wait for the counterattack

Nagasaki, keep it glowing
Nagasaki, keep it glowing
Nagasaki, keep it glowing
Nagasaki, keep it glowing

This is not for breathing so don't breathe it in
This is not for living through
This is not for living in
Track Name: El Tango Del Hombre Diablo
Chico Malo, Hombre Diablo
You won't take my soul
You won't take my soul

Flattery, it's nothing more or less than flattery
Your promises are empty
Although you're charming I won't sign
And it don't matter
I am immune to your patter
And your incessant chatter
It's really tempting but I'm afraid I must decline

That's fine
But I believe you should consider the options
Consider what I have to offer
I can fulfil all your ambitions, consider your position
Woman use your brain

Then again
You could be useful for a couple of hours
I could make something of your devilish powers
And the sooner you come the sooner you can leave

Chico Malo, Hombre Diablo
You won't take my soul
You won't take my soul
Track Name: Brain Song
The brain changes
A new way of thinking emerges
And each pathway learned
Helps you push the system further
Every problem solved
Is a chance for the brain to evolve

A new step forward
These bones have grown too old
Dogs need to learn new tricks
Pull yourself up one two one two
Dive into the gene pool
It's time to get a little bit deeper
Set the curve a little bit steeper
Try a little bit harder
And try to be a little bit better

A new world order
These moves have got stale
We need to push up the scale
Something doesn't work we'll change it
We'll just rearrange it
Cause it's time to get a little bit smarter
Try a little bit harder
Try to be cleverer
And try to be a little bit better

If not us then who
If not them then you
If not us then who
If not them then you

Kick it up a notch
Take it up a gear
All that it takes is one good idea
Just got to get rewired
Just got to get inspired
Set our sights a little bit higher
Got to get fired up
Try a little bit harder
And try to be a little bit better
Track Name: Invertebrate
You're an invertebrate
Not the best anatomical choice
You could view it as a survival trait
If it makes you feel
Better about yourself
Spinelessness
You're a yellow belly lily-livered waste of space
But I guess you can live with that
Cause you're an invertebrate

Stand up and be counted
Do you call yourself a man?

Invertebrate
Always there with another excuse
You could find a reason to hold back
If it makes you feel
Better about yourself
Consider this
The more you hang fire the more you hang yourself
I don't think you can live with that
Why don't you man up and stand up
Stand up and be counted

You should tell her (I know that you're)
Do the right thing (up to something)
You should tell her (all these secrets)
We won't say anything (take their toll and)
You should tell her (I know that you're)
Do the right thing (up to something)
You should tell her (but you never)
We won't say anything (tell me anything)

Stand up and be counted
Do you call yourself a man?
Track Name: Repo Men
Never mind them
People are of no value
We can make more sometime
If we need them

On behalf of our client
We are here to remind you
Of the terms and conditions
You agreed to at the start of it all
There's no room for renegotiation
There's no chance of a stay of execution
And we'll feel no remorse

Never mind them
People are of no value
We can make more sometime
If we need them

Did you think you were gonna live forever?
Fact is you'll barely be remembered
Just a fading blip on the radar
And you won't leave a trace
You're done once you've served your purpose
There's no shortage of clowns for this circus
And this gift we bestowed
Was more a semi-permanent loan
And we'll feel no remorse
Cause nothing binds like a binding contract
Face up to the fact
It'll all be repossessed sometime
And we'll feel no remorse

Never mind them
(Don't forget rule number one)
People are of no value
(Deals are made to be undone)
We can make more sometime
(We chose to make you)
If we need them
(We reserve the right to break you)
Track Name: Happy Birthday Me
Playing sour notes
Sending dirty vibes
On the ropes
Waiting for the good times
To start

Things could get ugly
Things could come unglued
Something's wrong with me
And I blame you

Shopping around
Happy Birthday Me
Starcrossed under bad stars
Waiting for the good times
To start
Track Name: Electric Eye
Thirty frames a second equals
Eighteen hundred frames a minute
A brand new summer blockbuster
And guess who's starring in it?
Everyone and anyone
Within our line of sight is in the edit
With no listing in the credits

Electric eye...
Electric eye...

Thirty frames a seconds roughly
Two point six million pictures
Taken in any given
Twenty four hour period
You've joined a cast of thousands
You've joined a cast of millions

Electric eye...
Electric eye...

We've got our eyes on you
From larva to cadaver
And we rely on you
To offer entertainment
From the sperm to the worm
From the womb to the tomb
From the sperm to worm from
The womb to the tomb
With a view
Of your road
Of your room
Keep you safe
Cause you can't take care of yourself
We'll spy with our electric eye
Track Name: Nagasaki (Acoustic)
We will drop the Little Boy on you
So don't go packing for a holiday
No-one's going anywhere prepare for a surprise
Watch the skies
Keep your eyes on the horizon it's time for your surprise
Open wide
Keep your eyes on the horizon
And shield your eyes or you'll be blinded by the light

Nagasaki, keep it glowing
Nagasaki, keep it glowing
Nagasaki, keep it glowing
Nagasaki, keep it glowing

Roll up in your mattresses
If you want to survive
You'd better hide from the Fat Man
Past the point of no return
You don't learn until you get burned
Go underground
Now you found what goes around always comes around
Somebody was bound to fight back, bite back
React to our attack
Wait for the counterattack

Nagasaki, keep it glowing
Nagasaki, keep it glowing
Nagasaki, keep it glowing
Nagasaki, keep it glowing

This is not for breathing so don't breathe it in
This is not for living through
This is not for living in