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The Grim Mathematics Of Intercourse

by Bikini Black Special

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1.
We'll just take it on the chin Not get in a state about the state we're in, and It stops hurting eventually Nothing lubricates like a bit of free money There's an explosive truck on the steps of the embassy Another threat to life and liberty If you're gonna make us vote for democracy Then that's not democracy I am Sam I am, and I am what I am I won't carry the can for the man Cause he never did a damn thing for me As a convenient rule of thumb The smallest bit of proof is a smoking gun, and A little bit of bang and blame Even if it isn't you it's gotta be someone Got a flame of panic we'll fan it Refine it for a time like a fine wine let it mellow Get the boys in some high tech toys in Get the boys it's a public health warning There's a suitcase sitting on the concourse You could say it's Schrodinger's Bomb Another dud until it choose to prove otherwise Give it a minute in the spirit of free enterprise Fan the flame a little more, watch it getting bigger This is what you do with a planet on a hair trigger Welcome home we love time Sucky sucky five dollar followers To wear your colours and your collar I am Sam I am, and I am what I am I won't carry the can for the man Cause he never did a damn thing for me
2.
Great Apes 03:16
These sugary treats will rot your teeth A simple fix for mixing with the elite You can't beat being in there with the clique When you peak and everyone's together We could stay in this state forever Going at it hell for leather It's a treasure that can't be measured It's a pleasure to share a feather This is a Prozac moment Everybody gets them sometimes This monkey isn't just for christmas It's for a lifetime Suck it down (come down) Suck it down (come down) We're the greatest of the apes Oh Nostradamus Did we do what you expected Was this what you had in mind Oh Nostradamus Shock us with a new prediction Apocalyptic science fiction Be as cryptic as you like This is a Prozac moment Everybody gets them sometimes This monkey isn't just for christmas It's for a lifetime Suck it down (come down) Suck it down (come down) We're the greatest of the apes
3.
Black Hat 04:54
You know, you know that I know that you know Who it is you owe this to Who it was built this for you And you know, you know that I know that you know After all that's been done, all that's been said You were a bad dog and I'm glad you're dead And if you choose to affiliate yourself with the black hats The cheap rats and the snakes in the grass Well that's up to you But don't pretend you don't have to choose a side Cause choosing sides is how we know our friends And how we know our foes So take your choice and go Take your choice and I hope it chokes ya All rise for Bikini Black Special
4.
Nagasaki 03:41
We will drop the Little Boy on you So don't go packing for a holiday No-one's going anywhere prepare for a surprise Watch the skies Keep your eyes on the horizon it's time for your surprise Open wide Keep your eyes on the horizon And shield your eyes or you'll be blinded by the light Nagasaki, keep it glowing Nagasaki, keep it glowing Nagasaki, keep it glowing Nagasaki, keep it glowing Roll up in your mattresses If you want to survive You'd better hide from the Fat Man Past the point of no return You don't learn until you get burned Go underground Now you found what goes around always comes around Somebody was bound to fight back, bite back React to our attack Wait for the counterattack Nagasaki, keep it glowing Nagasaki, keep it glowing Nagasaki, keep it glowing Nagasaki, keep it glowing This is not for breathing so don't breathe it in This is not for living through This is not for living in
5.
Chico Malo, Hombre Diablo You won't take my soul You won't take my soul Flattery, it's nothing more or less than flattery Your promises are empty Although you're charming I won't sign And it don't matter I am immune to your patter And your incessant chatter It's really tempting but I'm afraid I must decline That's fine But I believe you should consider the options Consider what I have to offer I can fulfil all your ambitions, consider your position Woman use your brain Then again You could be useful for a couple of hours I could make something of your devilish powers And the sooner you come the sooner you can leave Chico Malo, Hombre Diablo You won't take my soul You won't take my soul
6.
Brain Song 03:36
The brain changes A new way of thinking emerges And each pathway learned Helps you push the system further Every problem solved Is a chance for the brain to evolve A new step forward These bones have grown too old Dogs need to learn new tricks Pull yourself up one two one two Dive into the gene pool It's time to get a little bit deeper Set the curve a little bit steeper Try a little bit harder And try to be a little bit better A new world order These moves have got stale We need to push up the scale Something doesn't work we'll change it We'll just rearrange it Cause it's time to get a little bit smarter Try a little bit harder Try to be cleverer And try to be a little bit better If not us then who If not them then you If not us then who If not them then you Kick it up a notch Take it up a gear All that it takes is one good idea Just got to get rewired Just got to get inspired Set our sights a little bit higher Got to get fired up Try a little bit harder And try to be a little bit better
7.
Invertebrate 03:31
You're an invertebrate Not the best anatomical choice You could view it as a survival trait If it makes you feel Better about yourself Spinelessness You're a yellow belly lily-livered waste of space But I guess you can live with that Cause you're an invertebrate Stand up and be counted Do you call yourself a man? Invertebrate Always there with another excuse You could find a reason to hold back If it makes you feel Better about yourself Consider this The more you hang fire the more you hang yourself I don't think you can live with that Why don't you man up and stand up Stand up and be counted You should tell her (I know that you're) Do the right thing (up to something) You should tell her (all these secrets) We won't say anything (take their toll and) You should tell her (I know that you're) Do the right thing (up to something) You should tell her (but you never) We won't say anything (tell me anything) Stand up and be counted Do you call yourself a man?
8.
Repo Men 02:49
Never mind them People are of no value We can make more sometime If we need them On behalf of our client We are here to remind you Of the terms and conditions You agreed to at the start of it all There's no room for renegotiation There's no chance of a stay of execution And we'll feel no remorse Never mind them People are of no value We can make more sometime If we need them Did you think you were gonna live forever? Fact is you'll barely be remembered Just a fading blip on the radar And you won't leave a trace You're done once you've served your purpose There's no shortage of clowns for this circus And this gift we bestowed Was more a semi-permanent loan And we'll feel no remorse Cause nothing binds like a binding contract Face up to the fact It'll all be repossessed sometime And we'll feel no remorse Never mind them (Don't forget rule number one) People are of no value (Deals are made to be undone) We can make more sometime (We chose to make you) If we need them (We reserve the right to break you)
9.
Playing sour notes Sending dirty vibes On the ropes Waiting for the good times To start Things could get ugly Things could come unglued Something's wrong with me And I blame you Shopping around Happy Birthday Me Starcrossed under bad stars Waiting for the good times To start
10.
Electric Eye 03:27
Thirty frames a second equals Eighteen hundred frames a minute A brand new summer blockbuster And guess who's starring in it? Everyone and anyone Within our line of sight is in the edit With no listing in the credits Electric eye... Electric eye... Thirty frames a seconds roughly Two point six million pictures Taken in any given Twenty four hour period You've joined a cast of thousands You've joined a cast of millions Electric eye... Electric eye... We've got our eyes on you From larva to cadaver And we rely on you To offer entertainment From the sperm to the worm From the womb to the tomb From the sperm to worm from The womb to the tomb With a view Of your road Of your room Keep you safe Cause you can't take care of yourself We'll spy with our electric eye
11.
We will drop the Little Boy on you So don't go packing for a holiday No-one's going anywhere prepare for a surprise Watch the skies Keep your eyes on the horizon it's time for your surprise Open wide Keep your eyes on the horizon And shield your eyes or you'll be blinded by the light Nagasaki, keep it glowing Nagasaki, keep it glowing Nagasaki, keep it glowing Nagasaki, keep it glowing Roll up in your mattresses If you want to survive You'd better hide from the Fat Man Past the point of no return You don't learn until you get burned Go underground Now you found what goes around always comes around Somebody was bound to fight back, bite back React to our attack Wait for the counterattack Nagasaki, keep it glowing Nagasaki, keep it glowing Nagasaki, keep it glowing Nagasaki, keep it glowing This is not for breathing so don't breathe it in This is not for living through This is not for living in

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released June 20, 2009

All songs written and performed by Bikini Black Special
Engineered and produced at We Have Your Monkey by Paddy Green and Jonti Peters

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Where rock meets robot, in a dojo where fear does not exist, on the wrong side of the tracks, kidnapping a genetically engineered dinosaur from a top secret government lab...

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Lyndsey, the fast-talking grifter
Paddy, the rooftop sniper
Bobby, demolitions expert

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